Have you heard of a guy called Andy Borowitz? In addition to being a comedian, he's also a writer and he has an hilarious twitter feed as well. I've been following him a couple of weeks now, and regularly snort out loud at work as some of his tweets come through.
This one is pure gold...
BorowitzReport: Solution to airport security & health care reform: make full body scan double as annual checkup.
If you're on twitter you can follow him here.