- At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down
- Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
- Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
- Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
- Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
- In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
- Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
- Don't Use Any Punctuation
- As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
- Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
- Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
- Sing Along At The Opera.
- Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
- Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
- Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
- Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name "Rock Hard".
- When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
- When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
- Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
Just another service brought to you by the Urban Koda. Today's challenge is to complete at least one of these, and report!