Thursday, September 10, 2009

How Gay can I Go....

Well folks, I ended a rather serious post on my other blog yesterday, with this line...

And with a staunch record of heterosexuality, may I add that he's one good looking guy!

I had been talking about Todd, the openly gay Mormon dude who won Survivor China a couple of years ago.

My good friend Emily however responded with this....

I can't miss out on the chance at teasing you a bit over your last sentence, so a final thought: a person's sexuality depends on their attractions, not necessarily their track record.

Well folks it appears that there may be a gay little man hiding inside of me after all!

Actually I still rather think Mrs. Koda, is a rather smoking hot specimen of womanhood, so this places me in a quandary, perhaps I'm one of those rare folks that swings both ways...

Those who have known me a long time, may realize the full impact of this finding, and for those who don't perhaps let me share a little...

Lets go back 12-15 years, and I was one of the most homophobic little SOB's you could meet.

I could share some stories, but they're long, drawn out affairs, and this is intended to be a more humorous posting.

So 12-15 years ago, I'm very anti-gay, could probably have been talked into going gay-bashing (They're not real people, you know...). And all of that.

Over time however, my opinion has changed. I've met some guys with same sex attraction, and they've turned out to be really nice guys. Normal guys like you and me (Unless you're a gal), they just happen to view other guys like I view woman.

Anyway, over the past few years, I've been know to comment occasionally, when discussing a rather studly man, that if I were to switch teams, I'd probably switch teams for Mr. [Insert name here].

I'm all about equal opportunity and all of that, and with that in mind, worried that my hot babe trifecta could be seen as sexist, I would like this opportunity to introduce, my hot dude trifecta. I'm not gay - at least I don't think I am - but if I were, these guys would be on my list...

Here they are in no particular order:

Neil Patrick Harris
Eric Bana
Daniel Craig

I'm still not 100% settled on Mr. Craig, but for now, he's in there.

Now you may ask yourself... Geez Koda, could you get any more gay?

Well, let me try!

NPH - the incredible Neil Patrick Harris is not a bad looking guy, but from what I read about him, he sounds like he'd be a fun guy to hang out with. Good conversation, walks on the beach....

OK, I think that's as far as I'll take the gay thing today!


  1. I'm not 100% on Mr Craig either, I think it's the blonde thing, and that it would appear he waxes his chest. WHY a fellow do such a thing I cannot imagine.

  2. I tried it once, to see if it would make me faster in the pool...

    Don't know if it did, but Mrs Koda wouldn't cuddle for a month - apparently it made me spikey.

    Mr. Viggo Mortensen and Mr. Orlando Bloom are possible challengers at this point...

  3. Get in line for Daniel Craig!!!!! :) Love the post.

  4. Neil Patrick Harris is awesome. And gay, by the way. Have you seen Dr. Evil's sing along blog? Hilarious.

  5. Many, many times! Perhaps I shall post it again next week to celebrate NPH's position at the top of my Trifecta!!

    Steve, the last thing I would want is to fight with you over Mr. Craig. He's all yours! I think I shall be taking Ms. Mouse's council and including Mr. Mortensen in his place!