Tuesday, April 27, 2010


Folks, there's a new religion on the block!!

The Church of
of Misguided Souls

Looking for a religion that not only supports your belief that Obama and anything related to him is pure evil, but includes divine revelation on how to defeat him?

Well, folks, step right up!

God has spoken to a prophet in our day, and his name is Glenn Beck. Due to the nature of the evilness overtaking our nation, you can attend services via radio or TV any day of the week, and for your tithing, either subscribe to his newsletter, buy his products, or endorse his sponsors.

General Conferences are currently touring the nation, but require membership to block from their minds any involvement of the Bush or Reagan Administrations in racking up the national debt, as well as GW's involvement in the Bank Bailouts, and pin the entire deficit on Mr. Barack Obama. Signs including the swastika or hammer and sickle will ensure your calling and election is made sure, and if you can get yourself on TV yelling about how Mr. Obama is trying to kill your grandma, you get bonus points from the big guy up stairs.

As an aside, if you happen to already be a member of the CoGBoMS, I'd appreciate you sharing what exactly this plan is, since I just can't bring myself to listen to a raging lunatic for more than a few seconds at a time....

Of course there's always a chance Mr. Beck was just trying to be funny, since he is merely an entertainer...

What if the whole tea party thing, and all of Mr. Beck's rants for the past couple of years, were simply some crazy joke that he's taken too far... Wouldn't it be absolutely hilarious if he came out and said as much... And if it happened to turn out that Sarah Palin was simply in league with him. Oh my goodness... I'm going to have a grin on my face the rest of the day.


  1. I think I just pissed myself laughing...

  2. I too would be interested in this plan dohicky!

  3. I was hoping all his followers would actually leave church like he suggested, but no, he had to clarify... darn it.

    ; )

  4. And it came to pass, that Glen Beck did admonish the nation for their evil desires for healthcare.
    And some harkened unto his words and they did follow him. And they were called Republicans. Now behold, their skin was white and fair.
    But the Democrats being a loathsome people followed a man with darkened skin.
    And it came to pass that Glen Beck did say that: Inasmuch as you have followed me, ye shall be blessed with contention and war.

    Okay... maybe I went a bit too far on that one.

  5. Julie, I think it could quite safely be said that you completely stole the show on that one... Oh my hell!!! It's taken me a good 10 minutes, just to get to the point that I could type a reply!!!