Yes, that's right... I'm talking about your mother!
Got a problem with it?
Well, I guess we could be all childish and meet over by the flagpole like a bunch of school boys, or...
We could be grown up about it, and discuss this like adults.
For my side, I would like to submit the following:
Why an Octopus is more Awesome than your Mom
And yes, that is my assertion... Octopuses freakin' rock!
And if you're going to try and give me a hard time about my use of Octopuses as the plural form of Octopus...
And in all honesty here, I don't know many of my readers Mom's so lets just chalk this whole unfortunate incident between us, as simply a laaaame attempt on my part to be funny.