Today sucked. You don't need to know why, just know that you could take you most sucky day of all time, and I think mine could give it a good run for it's money.
I have a good friend who informed me one that the phrase "To Suck" actually came from the phrase, "To Suck Dick"
My friends... Today really, really, really SUCKED DICK!!
My apologies to all who may have found that offensive - but it really was that bad.